Monday, July 24, 2006

not a probe-lem

Hope everyone is having a beautiful summer. Remember, drink a lot of water and don't die.

Maybe this will help...it's here: And now the next show: THE LOST EPISODE.

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Now summer is complete!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

An ending...a new beginning...

I'ts here! It's queer! It's the SEASON FINALE!

That's right...the final episode of ...and now the next show...for now. But don't worry...there will be more. Don't cry.

You can always download episode five here.

Or, if you'd prefer, stream it here.

Thanks to all my fans (all three of you...even though only one of you comments ever and blah, blah, blah). Please keep getting the word out. I know, I know...this blog isn't the prettiest thing to look at and that's why when ...and now the next show returns it will have a brand spanking new Website. That's right...Tator Fight Productions is in the process of creating an official Website that I think you all will enjoy.

Please keep telling your friends to listen and contact us (i.e. me) at our (i.e. my) new e-mail address: andnowthenextshow@yahoo.com. In fact, whoever you are, first listen then write to me. Let me know who you are and how great you think I am. But don't send any ideas. If you think you're so great start your own Podcast...but still listen to this one, OK? Just let me know you're listening.

As always, tell your friends...hell, start a club. Have listening parties. Build statues of me and pray to them.

Whatever. See you in October.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

It's rainbows!

Uh-oh!

I've gone and done it again. I've gone and given you more entertainment than you deserve.

...and now the next show: episode four
is ready for consumption!
And the rumors are in fact true: Uncle Beaver has returned!
So, as always, please enjoy, PLEASE tell your friends, and please leave tons and tons of comments...because you totally can now! Thanks to everyone who listens, but I desire more attention, so do all you can to make my life a happier one.
OH...and the little songlet at the end was composed by Nathan and myself last Saturday afternoon.
OH...the episode features Jonathan as well. Don't blink your ears or you'll miss him.

Monday, April 17, 2006

It's official! Your life is now complete!

...and now the next show is a hit! Here's what critics are saying:

"If this isn't the funniest thing I've ever heard, my name isn't Myron Q. Pennyloafer!"
-Stan Ostler, The Winkytowne Shopper

"So, anyone can put a podcast out, right? OK. Now I get it."
-Stacy McAndleclef, T&A Quarterly

"Matt Lawson is hilarious. And he was the handsomest boy in his class."
-Mom, The Lawson Family Christmas Letter, 2003

There you have it! Convinced? Doesn't matter. Here they are for your listening pleasure--the first two episodes of the soon to be classic ...and now the next show program. PLUS, a BONUS third episode, only available on the official blog of ...and now the next show!

EPISODE 1: featuring the news magazine "Let's Talk About It!" and the very first Uncle Beaver's Breakfast Nook.

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EPISODE 2: longer, harder, and sexier. this classic episode features the Listener Hate Mail song (already a classic?) and an odd little piece of business called Chimpanzee with a Chainsaw. not suitable for children, old people, or dog lovers.

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EPISODE 3 (available only on this Web site): the latest and greatest! you'll love the uplifting message in the first ever Tator Towne!

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Enjoy! And remember to visit ...and now the next blog for more pointless crap! Hooray!